Pirates

You are....

Barbossa's apple fetish. You reeeeallly like
apples, and who can blame you?? I mean,
seriously, ten years, thinking about one fruit.
Well, it's either dedication or insanity. You
get all tingly, thinking about apples, doncha?
They sure are good, man, I wish I had one right
now.... We'll be hopin' for the best.


Which Pirates of the Caribbean Character's Unhealthy Fetish are YOU?
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ok, so i really got Jack's hat and pistol fetish, but this REALLY amused me.

you know i love barbossa's apple fetish, its one of the highlights of the movie for me. there was that time, where jack is taking some of the apples out of the bowl on Barbossa's table, and Barbossa just shoots him this REALLY dirty look. and as much as i love Jack, i really dont blame him. its like "oh, ok. youre just gonna take MY apples and eat them without asking when you KNOW i love apples and cant eat them." but he doesnt say anything and they go up on deck and hes looking through his spyglass and jack gets in front of it, still eating the apple, and suggests that he go over and negotiate the return of the meadallian. so Barbosa tells him that that is the attitude that lost him the pearl cause people are easyer to search when they're dead. then he looks at the apple in jack's hand and yells "Lock 'im in the Brig!", grabs the apple gives IT a really dirty look and chucks it of the ship.

let me also take this post to tell you about how much i love the dynamic duo of Pintel and Ragetti. yeah, somtimes people dont know who they are so let me just inform those unknowing people. they are the two cursed pirates who first capture Elizabeth. Ragetti is the one with the wooden eye and Pintel is the ugly ass one who has bad luck with the word "parle". these guys are so great, they're best friends and the only ones on the crew that can still laugh after 10 years of being cursed. well, the rest of the crew can laugh, but its that spiteful maniacle laughter. i could totally see one of thier journals. ragetti's would be like "dear diary, today the captain bought another busshal of apples. i dont know why he always does that, its not like he eats them. anyway, mr. twigg says that Sparks isnt realy from Turkey. i cant belive he lied to me!"
and pintel's would be like "captain's log. first mate Barbossa purchased another bussal of apples today. i keep telling him that it is a waste, but he doesnt take me seriously. one would think that the captain would get a little more respect. in other news, Sparks is really from broklyn. for this deception he will have to take over my deck swabing duty. The captain shouldnt have to swab the deck anyway...)"

and so on and so forth. its great when they dump the chest out, and its full of dresses and linnes and stuff, and they pick up a pair of parasales and ragetti starst twirling his and Bo'sun walks by and rolls his eyes, and then waaayyy later when the crew is walking out to the HMS dauntless and pintel and ragetti are all ready to go when bo'sun stops them with the parasales and puts on that sadistic smile. and the next we see of pintel and raggetti, they are in dresses, in a boat, with the parasales open to keep the moonlight off serving as a distraction while the rest of the crew is off having fun killing the british soldiers. and ragetti seems to be enjoying it. waving and making catcalls at norington. pintell is doing the rowing and is getting more and more steamed at ragetti, not apreciating his friend's insightful comments about the trogan war. eventually pintel tells ragetti to "stop that! i already feel like a fool!" ragetti replys "you look nice though." this is the last straw. casting off his parasale, pintel proceeds to strangle his friend to the best of his abbitly. too bad this also blows thier cover (you know, turing into skeletons and all...). anyway, they eventually get up on the ship and are fighting away when Will choose to break the curse. man, worst timing EVER! well, worst timing for our dead duo anyway. if i were pintel, i think i would be pretty pissed at ragetti. if it werent for his dress fetish he could have at least been killed wearing pants.

next on our list of under appriciated characters (not that jack & will arent awsome) is Gibbs. man, this guy is everywhere! he was on the ship with norrington on Elizabeth's crossing from england. he's known jack for at least 10 years. and i think i saw him buying some gin last monday. but alcoholism aside, gibbs rocks. hes a real man of the sea (all those superstitions) and he's so loyal to jack, telling the story of how he escaped the island with such pride and enthusiasm that you just have to belive it. they have their own little toast they make "take what you can!" "give nothin' back!" and the line "daft like jack!" says so much *tear*. and of course "curse ya' fer breathin' ya' slack jawed idiot" while sleeping with the pigs is just so endearing....

well anyway, im waiting for the sequal. and i really hope that my favourite dead/living pirates make an appearence even though i know its hopeless. (what with barbossa being flat out killed and pintel and ragetti most likely being hanged). but hey, a girl can dream right? and even if they dont show up, we've got keith richards and to a lesser extent, pintel and ragetti's british counterparts, murtog and mullroy, to look forward to.