Sunday, July 09, 2006

I raise you an undead monkey!

So, have you guys seen, er, what was that movie called? Oh, wait, I know!
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN'S CHEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Right, this whole thing has spoilers (big and small) all through out, so go see the movie first!!!

Ok, so wanna know how good it was? It surpassed my expectations.
my expectations!
and bitches know I was right about Jack's compass!!
and my three favourite ugly pirates were in it (that'd be Pintel, Ragetti and Barbossa). AND they weren't the uglyest pirates in it! (day-am the crew of the Dutchman were gnarley like all that)
and the last scene sent me into spasms of joy. its greatness was put into words by our very own katherine:
"If Jack had walked down those steps, it would have been beyond lame. but it was beyond AWSOME!"
omg i died. Sooo happy about that.
also, i have to say it. Poor Norrington. Jack was right, he is a rumpot! and he's not even a happy drunk, he's all depressed!
Gibbs on the other hand- well lets just say he hasn't changed much. But Liz did. she got better i thought ('sept for that part where she threw that temper tantrum) and her lips were less.... bothersome. Other people I liked better in 2 than 1 would include Jack the monkey, but that's probly because all they did was shoot it (if I were Pintel or Ragetti I'd be so pissed that i ran into that thing again). Also, i thougth Cotton deserves mention this time around (but thats about all for him.)
people I did not like were Tia Dalma (her mouth looked rotten and she wasnt funny and she had too much of the bloody exposition (McStew style!)), and that Beckett guy. He wants order in the caribbean, but he is willing to use evil means to bring it around? thats not cool, man. also, I didn't care very much for the cannibals, but they were nothing i cant live with.


Ragetti can't read D:
Pintel lies like a rug
Barbossa = win
Jack is still a no-good, double crossing, backstabber
Gibbs tried to act like he wasnt superstitious. I laughed.
Will needs to work on that sarcastic attitude of his
Cotton always gets the short end of the deal.
The midget totally uses the rest of them, but they don't notice because he's below eyelevel
Annamaria... wasn't there! hahahahaha
Norrington cannot be blamed for anything stupid he does just because its not any of his fault what happened to him.
Bootstrap is just a big softy (ha, get it, cause he's a sea sponge? ok never mind)
Gov. Swann's first name is Weatherby?! no wonder he's so messed up.
Becket's underling (Mr. Mercer) reminds me of Slugworth of the Wonka thing

and lemme talk about Captain Davy Jones now. Main villain second time around was deffinatly not as good as Barbossa (♥). Now don't get me wrong, Jonesy wasn't bad, but I can't feel bad for him like i did for bossa cause his plight (somewhat more serious than Bossa's) was caused by his own stupidity:
Ohnoes! I like a girl, but I'm on a boat and the girl doesnt like me anyway... I KNOW! I'll cut out my heart and put it in a box! Because a) the accutal organ the heart is where emotion comes from, and b) I'll so live like normal and nothing bad will happen!
yeah, good job there Jonesy.... anyway, he was also mean and a sore looser. Makin' Bootstrap all whip Will like that (to be fair though, Bootstrap could have just said that he was the one who dropped the cannon (cause he did) and not told ol' Jonesy about bloody stupid Will). see, Barbossa wouldn't have made him do that cause bossa's not abusive twards his crew! ...nyeah...
AND speaking of Barbossa, damn that last scene was good! I love the apple. deffinatly my favourite object in potc. and IN YOUR FACE Rin! he finally got to eat it! Chew on that bitch!